I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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