So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
