I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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