How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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