Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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