So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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