She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
