"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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