if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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