I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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