Yo dont text me then not text me
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Will exercising make me less horny?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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