How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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