He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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