Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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