All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
this just has baby written all over it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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