When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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