He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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