Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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