i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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