you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
