I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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