i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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