You can't special order awesome
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
