we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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