Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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