i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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