If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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