That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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