hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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