That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize