Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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