I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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