I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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