Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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