I'm really into asian looking animals
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Randomize
