I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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