You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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