Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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