no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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