Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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