omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Actions speak louder than pants.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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