Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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