Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
