Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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