Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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