Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
