ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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