Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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