Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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