Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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