so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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