My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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