real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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