Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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