So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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