I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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